Coffee cup. Imagine you are at a meeting that never ends, and you slide this mug in front of you. "If we have to talk, please land the plane." 

We've all been around caffeine-hyped-yackers who never come to a conclusion. We've all endured an office meeting with irrelevant meandering "contributing" individuals. Perhaps the act of talking is a brain massage. But for some of us, we need the plane to stop circling and land. 

Perfect gift if you don't feel like saying the obvious to the talkies.