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"Fight Theocracy," umbrella

"Fight Theocracy," umbrella

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""Fight Theocracy. Keep the laws out of my castle and my body!" umbrella

The challenge for radical left are that while they eschew history and tradition, they espouse laws that want to control how people speak, how to distribute property and taxes, they also want there not to be laws governing when to abort a fetus. At the same time, what part of separation of church and state, don't the religious extremists not understand? What part of the foundation of our country for religious or non-religious acceptance do they not understand?  

While raining or blocking the sun, this umbrella can be applied to religion or to a politician. 

ProvokoLoko reminds you that while this subject may be an important issue and rousing your emotions, ultimately it is a tool used by corporations and outside countries to divide the nation and stop of US citizens from unifying to fight corpocracy.  

If you believe it, walk it like you talk it. 

Product features
- 100% polyester material ensures durability and waterproof protection.
- Features 8 strong fiber ribs for enhanced stability in windy conditions.
- Semi-automatic operation allows for easy one-handed use.
- Heat sublimation printing prevents fading and discoloration.
- Includes an umbrella sleeve, wrist strap, and a tie wrap for easy storage.

Care instructions
- Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.

  One size
Canopy diameter (when open), in 48.00
Shaft length (when folded), in 20.50
Shaft length (when open), in 30.00

 

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