T-Shirt: "Two types of people if the show is sold out. Type 1 is happy to do anything with you. Type 2 feels the night is ruined."

You know your type. It's amazing - Type 2 doesn't feel anything wrong with their feelings. Type 1 doesn't either. Why torture yourself? Pick your like-kind correctly in the first place. 

This is the perfect gift to wear on a first date or to the friend you know has too much drama.