If we have to talk, please land the plane. Best way to get out of a conversation.

We've all been around caffeine hyped yackers who never come to a conclusion. We've all endured an office meeting with irrelvent meandering "contributing" individuals. Perhaps the act of talking is a brain massage. But for some of us, we need the plane to stop circling and land. 

Perfect gift if you don't feel like saying the obvious to the talkies.