"If we have to talk please land the plane."

OMG, you've got to shut up! Land the plane. We've all been around caffeine-hyped-yackers who never come to a conclusion. We've all endured an office meeting with irrelevant meandering "contributing" individuals. Perhaps the act of talking is a brain massage. But for some of us, we need the plane to stop circling and land.

- 100% polyester material ensures durability and waterproof protection.
- Features 8 strong fiber ribs for enhanced stability in windy conditions.
- Semi-automatic operation allows for easy one-handed use.
- Heat sublimation printing prevents fading and discoloration.
- Includes an umbrella sleeve, wrist strap, and a tie wrap for easy storage.

Care instructions
- Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.