T-shirt: If we have to Talk, Land the Plane

The perfect way to get out of a conversation. Unbutton your jacket to reveal this shirt. 

OMG, you've got to shut up! Land the plane. We've all been around caffeine-hyped-yackers who never come to a conclusion. We've all endured an office meeting with irrelevant meandering "contributing" individuals. Perhaps the act of talking is a brain massage. But for some of us, we need the plane to stop circling and land.