T-shirt: "Pity those hiding behind rules, fearing their own mind. The truth may be devastating to their mental fabric."

Have you been around someone you want to take a step back from, or decide they are not someone you want to confide in? You can feel their belief system desperately bandaging them together. If you point out a fallacy, they will be dismantled and the Kraken will be released. 

A perfect gift for conversation starters.